I'm eating all of the evidence.
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Just puked most of my soul out..
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
Randomize