Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Two words: blizzard sex
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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