If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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