I wanna bring you to show and tell
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Randomize
