god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
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