yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
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