So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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