# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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