i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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