No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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