i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
God, I missed his penis.
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