he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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