it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I want to fling myself into the sun
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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