rhymes with "ouble enetration"
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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