No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I touched a dick in church today
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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