yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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