Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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