i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
my god I love twenty year old dicks
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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