i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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