i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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