There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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