do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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