i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
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