i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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