I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
Randomize
