I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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