what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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