haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
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