I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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