we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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