we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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