Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
We are all done wearing pants today
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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