i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Pooping to opera.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize