I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
The dog peed on the neighbors baby Jesus. No wonder she thinks we're the devil.
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