oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
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