I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
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