Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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