Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
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