found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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