Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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