No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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