Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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