you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Just realized I lost my social security card...maybe someone else will do something with my life
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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