the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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