If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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