Do you still have your period?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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