he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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