If that was your dad, he is hot
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I am midnight drunk by noon
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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