I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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