She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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