I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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