Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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