I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
thus making me awesome and them whores
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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