hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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